Breaking news(football)

BREAKING   NEWS!

London Minister of  defence Sir MARCOS ROJO  has asked Swede
Interior Minister
for foreign attacks HON. ZLATAN
IBRAHIMOVIC to release 764 Missiles  on the roof of LIVERPOOL post when the sides meet tomorrow.
According to reports in England Commander-in-Chief SUPT. JOSE
MOURINHO has signed a bill passed
by the Parliaments of OLDTRAFFORD
headed by Red Army Commander CAPTAIN WANYE ROONEY who said
that he received a call from Inspector PAUL POGBA earlier today
to Inform him that the President of
the GLAZER Family wants to declare war on LIVERPOOL. As a result each
members of the Parliament has been assigned to their respective
Administrative roles; Red Army Cmmander[Capt. Wanye Rooney] was assigned to prepare hundred Jets to Launch Missiles.
Minister of defence Sir MARCOS ROJO and PHIL JONES was assigned
to Assemble 1,254 bomb proof to
each of the Red Army Soldiers,
while Assistant Inspetors[A S P]
A. HERRERA and A. MARTIAL has been  Ordered to Gun down any fan wearing LIVERPOOL Jersey tomorrow.

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