Funny

1- When your girlfriend meets a rich man you say she’s a gold digger…………But when your sister meets a rich man you say it’s God’s favour,
My brother the thunder that will strike you is still in camp. 2- You are shy to remove your sister’s panties from the drying line when its about to rain But you can remove the panties of someone’s
sister with your teeth. My brother calm down I ordered your thunder from jumia, it’s cheap. 3- Recently i was at a virgin’s funeral the preacher shook his head in disappointment and concluded his speech with the following words before she was put to rest ,”Now you have
given termites what you denied men!” All guyz shouted,”AMEN”.. 4- Dear ladies, the way you keep quiet when you find money in your man’s pockets while doing
his laundry, is also the same way you must keep quiet when you find used condoms in there….. 5- Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father 6- Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real 7- They say milk gives strength. I have drunk 4 cups of milk and i was not even able to move a wall. But when i drank 4 bottles of beer, i saw walls moving themselves. Hmmmm These scientists should stop their lies