Funny

I Wanted to buy book in a bookshop,
then I saw some books with the following Titles:...
(1) How to look Beautiful/Handsome
       by: Obasanjo.
       I was confused!
(2). Food that will make you grow tall
         by: Osita Iheme (pawpaw).
         I was so confused!!
(3). My Love for Nigeria
        by: Abubakar Shekau.
        very surprised!
(4). Tips on how to get Married
        by: Genevieve Nnaji.
        I was shocked!
(5).The Joy of Poverty
       by: Aliko Dangote.
       Over shocked!!
(6).Guidelines on how to pass your English Language.
       by: Patience Jonathan.
       I just fainted!!!!!
Abeg if it's u,
which of them would you buy???j
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�� Conductor asked one of his passengers:
Wey ur money?
Passenger replied: I b staff.
Conductor queried: Which kind staff u b?
-u b police?
No!
-u b soldier?
No!
-u b navy?
No!
-u b air force?
No!
So wetin u be now! Abeg pay ya money
D passnger replied: I b Boko haram!
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All d passngers shouted: WHAAT!!! Conductor u dey mad? Oga Boko sorry sir,abeg no vex,we go pay 4 u sir. Everybdy screamed;DRIVER NEXT JUNCTION OWA O!. Driver said e be like na here i go drop too!
������ Abi if you are there will you continue with your journey?
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