Fake pastor

A dog�� died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal.
Pastor : no we cant hold a service for your dog in our church but there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.                  
Man: but pastor will that church accept a donation of $ 1million����?
The pastor shouted "blood of Jesus" why didnt you tell me the dog was a christian?            
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