COMEDY

Dumb Akpos
Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his
classmates liked him because of his stupidity,
especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him,
“You are driving me crazy Akpos!”
One day Akpos’ mother came to the school to check
on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother
honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting
very low marks and had never seen such a dumb boy
in her entire teaching career!
The mother was shocked at the feedback, withdrew
her son from the school and even moved to another
town!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an
incurable heart disease. All the doctors strongly
advised her to have an open heart operation, which
only one surgeon could perform. Left with no other
options, the teacher decided to have the operation,
which was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery, she saw
a handsome doctor smiling down at her! She wanted
to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to
turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him
something but eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out
what went wrong. When he turned around, he saw our
friend Akpos, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who
had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his
phone charger!
(Don’t tell me you thought that Akpos became a
doctor?)